italy

italy is your typical infamous important to history country. it is located in south western europe. it has the distinctive shape of a boot and some long creepy stalking only a faggot or french woman would wear.

say what you will about the geographical appearance, it is quite nice otherwise. the capital, rome, played a very important role in the history of the world. it still does now, too. you've got the pope living there, in a sub city, the vatican. if you want to meet a truck load of catholics, there isn't a better place to do so. godspeed.

there are other things of no importance that give it some of its popularity. there is a tower named piza. possibly it is a mispelling of pizza. who knows. anyway, what's s so significant about this tower is that the engineer(s) who made it were most definitely high. they failed to make it stand straight. ever since the early 300s, it's been leaning over. hopefully it'll just fall over and kill the desendents of the terrible engineeers who designed it's sorry base. but anyway, it's beend dubbed the leaning tower of pisa.

there has been pretty much only one real contribution to the world from italy. you probably know. if you don't you should just kill yourself now. it's pizza. the food of the gods of fast food. its fast, tastes like greasy heaven, and, depending on how it was made, is fit for the gods! behold, the originally cheasy, saucy, and meaty savior! just as anything and everything else, its quality varies. depending on where you get it, it may taste like cardboard, worse, or gold.